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Second Annual Upchucky Awards Announced!
Which creationist made us toss our cookies?
As constant as the northern wind, as tenacious as an underfed Chihuahua, as aggravating as a little brother with a squirt gun, creationists across our fair land continue to annoy and appall. They push pseudo-science in America's classrooms, textbooks, and curriculum. But which creationist was the most annoying and appalling?
It's a hard call. But at DontDissDarwin Central, making hard calls is what we do.
To recognize the year's most cringe-inspiring creationist, we've intelligently designed the UpChucky Award. The UpChucky is bestowed upon that person or organization who persists in denying evolution despite a blizzard of empirical evidence. This tiara of temerity, this garland of gagacity, this diadem of dunderheadedness, isn't awarded to just any Darwin doubter. The UpChucky is bestowed on that one creationist whose efforts in the preceding year would inspire Darwin (or any rational person) to "drive the porcelain bus".
Answers in Genesis's "Ark Park"
Special UpChucky Fellow Traveler Mini-Me™ medallion to Kentucky Governor Steve Beshear, who is enthusiastically backing the Ark Park to the tune of $37.5 million in incentives.
John Freshwater, former science teacher
Notable Fresh quote: One of Freshwater's students testified what he learned from his science teacher: "Science can't be trusted. Science can't teach us anything."
Louisiana Family Forum
The Baton Rouge Advocate's response: "It's one thing to be different culturally...[but] for Louisiana to be different in the direction of ignorance would be a humiliation in the eyes of the nation and the world."
But this time, BESE ignored the Forum and approved the slate of scientifically-accurate textbooks. Said NCSE board member Barbara Forrest: "Something happened today in Louisiana that is about as common here as snowflakes at Christmas: the voice of reason prevailed at a meeting of public officials."
Hands-off LFF quote: "I do not expect our friends [in the media]... to report the sloppy job publishers did this year in the latest round of science textbooks...unfortunately 'the inmates are in charge' of the main stream and dwindling media too! My suggestion, don't let the inmates 'touch your junk' without a fight!"
And the winner is...
Answers in Genesis! Notes the Lexington Herald-Leader: the Ark Park is "rooted in outright opposition to science...[this] hostility to science, knowledge and education does little to attract the kind of employers that will provide good-paying jobs with a future."
Louisiana Family Forum
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CONTACT: Robert Luhn, Director of Communications, NCSE, 510-601-7203, email@example.com
Web site: www.ncse.com
The National Center for Science Education (NCSE) is a not-for-profit, membership organization that defends and promotes the teaching of evolution in the public schools. The NCSE provides information and resources to schools, parents, and concerned citizens working to keep evolution in public school science education. We educate the press and public about the scientific, educational, and legal aspects of the creation and evolution controversy, and supply needed information and advice to defend good science education at local, state, and national levels. Our 4000 members are scientists, teachers, clergy, and citizens with diverse religious affiliations.
UpChucky and Freshwater illustrations by Paula Spence